herafter a guide to configure wireshark with a never disclosed teens-parents protocol.
let's start :
Do you remember when the fruits of your love tried to stand alone and walk by themselves ?
And when you invited them between you (Mum and Dad) in bed ? Sweet Angels... Sough....
And suddendly, times passing by without notice, they became "teens"
"Hey sonny, time to wake up !"
from upstairs comes a strange sound " yeeeeaaaahhhhh......"
like a whale's song, but a whale at the end of its life cycle.
How can we have missed that evolution ?
looking for a razor ? my baby ? cannot believe !
taking into account what they wear ? "yeaaaahhh, it's not the fashion ,mum.. please...no !"
And during dinner, the rare timeplace you can(try to) communicate :
"Hmm, Cédric, last mathematics exam wasn't so good, hey ?"
"hein ?... ah .. that... oh yes... could been worse... just mistakes and didn't know exo #2"
"but usaually maths , it's OK, no ?"
"Yes, will do better on next, pas grave"
PAS GRAVE : can be translated as = no matter, nothing really bad, what you want, but it's a sequence
in the protocol which doesn't need an acknowlegment.
Transaction usually ends there.
Another way they do use is the 're-direction' (again a well known protocol handler)
"Mallaurie, can you explain why you missed the german course ?"
"the prof, pfff... she smells bad and is always stoned!"
"please, you shouldn't talk about your profs as you do !"
"Crazy, she's crazy, ... heyyy Dad ! ! look at Cedric he's eating with his fingers !"
"Cédric!!! stop that ... but we were talking about you, Malo "
"ouais, PAS GRAVE..."
Session has ended due 503 error, please retry .
Indeed we can't modelize "teens and parents" as a client-server model, neither OSI layers wouldn't work,
and abandon on the roadside OOB or AI schemes.
It's just a chemical process (Academy says) that can last more or less : pray for us !
During this period they (teens) invade everything :
the bathroom (forget cleaning),
all the media (telephone, PC, TV...)
your spare time (sport rehearsal at 8:00 PM 2 times a week and competition on saturdays 50 miles away)
your intimity ("Dad, stop chatting up the birds with Mum, come down and explain me why ax²+b>0 is still real
But in other hands, they are good people (oh yes !), listening music, inviting friends at home at anytime (often unexpected).
Making them being social is our concern.
Of course, they laugh when you proudly show your vinyl collection of Jefferson Airplane, Poco, Greateful Dead,
and the complete set of Led Zep'.
But strangly they plug in listening old Robert Zimmermann stuff, asides with teckto/hiphop...
How can we cope with that ? that's too much §
A question you should (must) avoid is :
"have you any idea about what you'll do, what's you're interesting in as a job ? "
"Dad ! be serious... i'm only 15.. PAS GRAVE "
(you sould expect) Return error= 404
But they are my teens, and love them a lot.
they have their life, we have our life.
Having as most discussions , spending as most times, with them as possible is the clue.
And the "PAS GRAVE" is just used in the protocol (between same level layers) and not as a
"primitive" from down-up layers. and doesn't deny retrying.
Not considering we are owning the Truth, we just try our children growing as civilians, if this word has still its meaning.
For us, no doubt.
cheerio
rol
