Greetings from a grandma to teens relaxing in Puerta Vallarta ...

I'm not grouchy I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, loud music, commercials, some politicians and a few other things I can't remember. I am sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. I am a wee bit wrinkled, saggy, lumpy and that's just my left leg. I am having trouble remembering simple words like ....... and I am realizing that aging is not for wimps. I am sure they are making adults much younger these days and when did they let kids become policemen? I am wondering that if you are only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150 when I have one of those days? But you know, I am a walking storeroom of facts except that I just lost the key to the storeroom door. Now that's my story and I am sticking to it ... c'mon folks share yours.
Oh and I may as well tell you that I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. Well I can't afford one, so I am wearing my garage door opener. Now everyone thinks that I am cool too.
Good looks catch the eye but a good personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both. However, don't be flattered because this message was sent to me and I just wanted you to read it. They say laughter is good for the soul. What better way to enjoy this forum than to bring a smile to one's face. Now ya'all have a great day.